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Bush jokes

Donald Rumsfeld was giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Bush exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sat, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looked up and asked, "Okay, so how many is a brazillion?"

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The President was asked about his position on Roe versus Wade.

He replied, "I don't care how they get out of New Orleans."

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