Submit, prison bitches

With the joy of Tom Delay's indictment comes the necessity of determining his prison nickname. Fortunately, there's a website that does the work for us.

Tom (Thomas) Delay: Moustache Girl
Bill (William) Frist: Hung Muther
Karl Rove: Dirt Devil
Jack Abramoff: Fudge Sucker
George Bush: Fudge Packer
Dick (Richard) Cheney: Turd Burglar

Oh, how we can dream...