I usually hate giving away the ending, but

this one was so good...

From Conservative Utopia? We Don't Have To Guess over at the Booman:

So next time a "Conservative" like Ann Coulter tells you to just pack up and leave the country if you don't like the way George Bush does things, tell him or her this: I'm not leaving. You already HAVE a country to go to that believes in your ideology. Go there. I'm still trying to create one that believes in mine--and so was Thomas Jefferson.

Tell them, in other words, to go to hell. Because their hell already exists on earth.